Jeezly crow. This is the mission statement from one of the world's most recognisable brands and it means what? Nothing. Here's a paragraph utterly without meaning, it doesn't inspire, give any insight, it doesn't even describe anything. It's "meh", it's vanilla, it's depressingly without any merit and what I would describe as "masturbatory" - it no doubt gave someone, somewhere a lot of pleasure but to me - totally irrelevant.
So which company came up with this insipid bullshit? Well the main problem is that this could be anyone - there's no mention of what the product is or what type of service is on offer.
It's actually McDonalds. They don't even mention food, which for God's sake, is the one area they ought to focus on.
Recent experiences of said organisation's comestible offerings and the whole thing falls into place. Quite why Mcdonalds hold the nation enthralled I do not know. It's bad enough that we've allowed them to implant themselves as the official restaurant (!?) of the Olympics (how does that fit in with your Olympic values and lofty legacy goals?) but there are two or three in every town, packed to the rafters and the food, quite frankly, is shit. In fact it reflects the missions statement perfectly: utterly without meaning, it doesn't inspire, give any insight, it's vanilla, it's depressingly without any merit.
Give me a Kebab anytime.....
Recent experiences of said organisation's comestible offerings and the whole thing falls into place. Quite why Mcdonalds hold the nation enthralled I do not know. It's bad enough that we've allowed them to implant themselves as the official restaurant (!?) of the Olympics (how does that fit in with your Olympic values and lofty legacy goals?) but there are two or three in every town, packed to the rafters and the food, quite frankly, is shit. In fact it reflects the missions statement perfectly: utterly without meaning, it doesn't inspire, give any insight, it's vanilla, it's depressingly without any merit.
Give me a Kebab anytime.....